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Law Enforcement Torch Run For Special Olympics
HARLEY DAVIDSON & CASH DRAWING TO BENEFIT SPECIAL OLYMPICS FLORIDA & SPECIAL OLYMPICS BROWARD 1ST PRIZE: Brand New 2010 SOFTAIL FAT BOY 2ND PRIZE: $500 3RD PRIZE: $250 $20.00 donation  Only 2500 tickets will be issued. Drawing at Dan Witt Park, 4521 NE 22nd Avenue, Lighthouse Point On Thursday, April 22, 2010 at 3:00 P.M. Cost of cycle deducted from proceeds. Winner responsible [...]

City of Pompano Beach BSO contract
As many of you may or may not know, the City of Pompano Beach is close to ending it’s police services contract with the Broward Sheriff’s Office. This decision is based on proposals and projected budgets which appear to have serious flaws and fail to take many intangibles into consideration. At risk are the livelihoods [...]

Upstate New York Zone 5 Police Academy Class Starts 1-20-10
Schenectady police officers will be among the many police officers in training to start the Zone 5 Law Enforcement Training Academy on 1/20/10. Their police academy training experience will consist of six months of basic training, followed by their department supervised field training.




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Will Always Remember Photo Tribute Campaign
Folks, need your help! Please participate in the National Law Enforcment Officers Memorial Fund “Will Always Remember Photo Tribute Campaign” . www.WillAlwaysRemember.org Sign up and vote for photo 94!!!! The picture is some of my high school students who would really appreciate your vote. Thanks and tell ALL your friends to vote! Kevin [...]

Helena Branch of the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis (Minnesota) seeking Law Enforcement Operations Manager Job
The Helena Branch of the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis is seeking an Operations Manager for its Law Enforcement division. This division has responsibility for ensuring the safety and protection of the Branch’s employees, tenants, visitors and assets. This position plans and directs law enforcement functions for a 24×7 operation that crosses multiple shifts. [...]

Fort Lauderdale Police Stories
This is a book about Fort Lauderdale in the 70’s when violent crime was considered out of control so the Fort Lauderdale Police Department created the Tactical Impact Unit. Badge 149 – ‘Shots Fired!’ , is Written with all the drama and excitement of a novel, it tells the true story of this small group [...]



How to Write a Police Report

Narrative: on 07/08/07, at approximately 0326 hours, i was traveling northbound in the 6100 block of n. College ave. in my fully marked impd police vehicle and in full uniform. I had my windows rolled down. I heard a male voice calling for a pig, he was saying "suey! Piggy! Piggy!" I looked over and observed three white males and a white female walking southbound on the east side of n. College ave.

One of the white males wearing blue jeans and a light colored buttoned up shirt looked directly at me with red glassy bloodshot eyes and said, "suey piggy, piggy." i was concerned that the man had lost his pig and that it might have been roaming around in the broad ripple area so i decided to stop and assist him, because i know how devastating a loss of pet can be. I identified the white male subject from an indiana driver's license as james adam mcgrath, dob 1/22/82. While i was speaking with mr. Mcgrath about his possible lost pig, i smelled a strong odor commonly associated with alcoholic beverages on his breath and person. His speech was also slightly slurred.

I placed mr. Mcgrath under arrest for public intoxication and he was transported to the apc by a marion county jail wagon. I searched the entire broad ripple area and unfortunately was not able to locate any lost pigs. All of the above occurred in marion county, indianapolis, indiana.