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News From My Police Academy Blog:
7 Year Old Does What He Was Trained To Do
A 7-year-old boy called 911 from a locked bathroom while armed robbers threatened his parents.
The boy, identified only as Carlos, told reporters at a news conference that he remained calm during the ordeal because his mother used to make him practice dialing 911 in case of emergencies.
Law Enforcement Torch Run For Special Olympics
HARLEY DAVIDSON & CASH DRAWING
TO BENEFIT
SPECIAL OLYMPICS FLORIDA & SPECIAL OLYMPICS BROWARD
1ST PRIZE: Brand New 2010 SOFTAIL FAT BOY
2ND PRIZE: $500
3RD PRIZE: $250
$20.00 donation Only 2500 tickets will be issued.
Drawing at Dan Witt Park, 4521 NE 22nd Avenue, Lighthouse Point
On Thursday, April 22, 2010 at 3:00 P.M.
Cost of cycle deducted from proceeds. Winner responsible [...]
City of Pompano Beach BSO contract
As many of you may or may not know, the City of Pompano Beach is close to ending it’s police services contract with the Broward Sheriff’s Office. This decision is based on proposals and projected budgets which appear to have serious flaws and fail to take many intangibles into consideration. At risk are the livelihoods [...]
News From My Police Department Blog:
A POLICEMAN By The Late PAUL HARVEY
Will Always Remember Photo Tribute Campaign
Folks, need your help! Please participate in the National Law Enforcment Officers Memorial Fund “Will Always Remember Photo Tribute Campaign” .
www.WillAlwaysRemember.org
Sign up and vote for photo 94!!!! The picture is some of my high school students who would really appreciate your vote.
Thanks and tell ALL your friends to vote!
Kevin [...]
Helena Branch of the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis (Minnesota) seeking Law Enforcement Operations Manager Job
The Helena Branch of the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis is seeking an Operations Manager for its Law Enforcement division. This division has responsibility for ensuring the safety and protection of the Branch’s employees, tenants, visitors and assets.
This position plans and directs law enforcement functions for a 24×7 operation that crosses multiple shifts. [...]
Funny Police Quotes
The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.
15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My personal favorite.)
13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."
11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."
6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven"
5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
4. "Just how big were those two beers?"
3. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC (National Crime Information Center)."
2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours at least you know someone who can post your bail."And.................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!
1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't!
Police Academy News:
Yemen Holds Us/Somali Man After Al-Qaida Sweep - WCBD
BUENA, New Jersey (AP) He was raised in New Jersey, where he was on the high school wrestling team and earned a black belt in karate. Nearly a decade later, Sharif Mobley is a former nuclear plant worker under arrest in Yemen, suspected of being an al-Qaida member and accused of killing a guard in ...
Deal reached on ground zero health claims - MSNBC
NEW YORK - After years of fighting in court, lawyers representing the city, construction companies and more than 10,000 ground zero rescue and recovery workers have agreed to a settlement that could pay up to $657.5 million to responders sickened by dust from the destroyed World Trade Center. The ...
4 killed by trains in accidents in NJ, NY, Pa. - RealClearPolitics
Authorities say four people were fatally struck by trains in the Northeast. The first death occurred in Mercer County in New Jersey on Thursday morning when Amtrak's Keystone 642 train hit a person near the Hamilton Township station. The second accident occurred in New York City when a 48-year-old ...
Denver jury finds Willie Clark guilty in murder of Bronco Darrent Williams - Colorado Daily
Suspected gang member Willie Clark has been found guilty of murder in the shooting death of Denver Broncos cornerback Darrent Williams. A Denver jury returned the verdict Thursday after deliberating for a day and a half. Clark could face a sentence of life in prison. There was no immediate word on a ...