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Shooting at California Mormon Church
Unfortunately these stories keep coming into existence. On 8-29-10, Clay Sannar, 42, a lay bishop with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was doing administrative paperwork on Sunday between church services when a man came into the Visalia church and asked for a leader of the church. After being directed to Sannar, the [...]

Broward College Institute of Public Safety (Broward County FL. Police Academy) Groundbreaking Ceremony
Broward College Institute of Public Safety (Broward County FL. Police Academy) Groundbreaking Ceremony Florida Senator Nan H. Rich & Governor Charlie Crist was the Guest Speaker. See the Pictures

Private Security May Have Stopped Work Place Violence Incident
Shortly after 7:30 a.m. on August 3, 2010, Omar Thornton opened fire at employees at Hartford Distributors, a Budweiser warehouse in Manchester, CT.  Thornton was called in by his employer and shown video surveillance footage of him stealing beer from the facility.  After calmly signing a letter of resignation, and not contesting the accusations against [...]



News From My Police Department Blog:

Shooting at California Mormon Church
Unfortunately these stories keep coming into existence. On 8-29-10, Clay Sannar, 42, a lay bishop with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was doing administrative paperwork on Sunday between church services when a man came into the Visalia church and asked for a leader of the church. After being directed to Sannar, the [...]

Police Honor Guard Association of Broward County Florida
The Police Honor Guard Association of Broward County, Florida, and the Broward Police Memorial Association is a not-for-profit 501 (c)(3) organization and is a voice for the fallen officers of Broward County. We assist the families of the sixty-one fallen Law Enforcement Officers and four K-9′s who have made the ultimate sacrifice. We are currently [...]

Groundbreaking Set for National Law Enforcement Museum
Groundbreaking will take place on October 14, 2010. The Museum will be built on Federal land across the street from the existing National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial in historic Judiciary Square, the symbolic seat of the nation’s criminal justice system. A gala celebration is planned for that evening at the National Building Museum. The National [...]



Funny Police Quotes

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.

15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My personal favorite.)

13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."

6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven"

5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

4. "Just how big were those two beers?"

3. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC (National Crime Information Center)."

2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours at least you know someone who can post your bail."And.................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!

1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't!