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News From My Police Academy Blog:
7 Year Old Does What He Was Trained To Do
A 7-year-old boy called 911 from a locked bathroom while armed robbers threatened his parents.
The boy, identified only as Carlos, told reporters at a news conference that he remained calm during the ordeal because his mother used to make him practice dialing 911 in case of emergencies.
Law Enforcement Torch Run For Special Olympics
HARLEY DAVIDSON & CASH DRAWING
TO BENEFIT
SPECIAL OLYMPICS FLORIDA & SPECIAL OLYMPICS BROWARD
1ST PRIZE: Brand New 2010 SOFTAIL FAT BOY
2ND PRIZE: $500
3RD PRIZE: $250
$20.00 donation Only 2500 tickets will be issued.
Drawing at Dan Witt Park, 4521 NE 22nd Avenue, Lighthouse Point
On Thursday, April 22, 2010 at 3:00 P.M.
Cost of cycle deducted from proceeds. Winner responsible [...]
City of Pompano Beach BSO contract
As many of you may or may not know, the City of Pompano Beach is close to ending it’s police services contract with the Broward Sheriff’s Office. This decision is based on proposals and projected budgets which appear to have serious flaws and fail to take many intangibles into consideration. At risk are the livelihoods [...]
News From My Police Department Blog:
Will Always Remember Photo Tribute Campaign
Folks, need your help! Please participate in the National Law Enforcment Officers Memorial Fund “Will Always Remember Photo Tribute Campaign” .
www.WillAlwaysRemember.org
Sign up and vote for photo 94!!!! The picture is some of my high school students who would really appreciate your vote.
Thanks and tell ALL your friends to vote!
Kevin [...]
Helena Branch of the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis (Minnesota) seeking Law Enforcement Operations Manager Job
The Helena Branch of the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis is seeking an Operations Manager for its Law Enforcement division. This division has responsibility for ensuring the safety and protection of the Branch’s employees, tenants, visitors and assets.
This position plans and directs law enforcement functions for a 24×7 operation that crosses multiple shifts. [...]
Fort Lauderdale Police Stories
This is a book about Fort Lauderdale in the 70’s when violent crime was considered out of control so the Fort Lauderdale Police Department created the Tactical Impact Unit. Badge 149 – ‘Shots Fired!’ , is Written with all the drama and excitement of a novel, it tells the true story of this small group [...]
Funny 911 Calls
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.