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Shooting at California Mormon Church
Unfortunately these stories keep coming into existence. On 8-29-10, Clay Sannar, 42, a lay bishop with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was doing administrative paperwork on Sunday between church services when a man came into the Visalia church and asked for a leader of the church. After being directed to Sannar, the
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Broward College Institute of Public Safety (Broward County FL. Police Academy) Groundbreaking Ceremony
Broward College Institute of Public Safety (Broward County FL. Police Academy) Groundbreaking Ceremony Florida Senator Nan H. Rich & Governor Charlie Crist was the Guest Speaker. See the Pictures
Private Security May Have Stopped Work Place Violence Incident
Shortly after 7:30 a.m. on August 3, 2010, Omar Thornton opened fire at employees at Hartford Distributors, a Budweiser warehouse in Manchester, CT. Thornton was called in by his employer and shown video surveillance footage of him stealing beer from the facility. After calmly signing a letter of resignation, and not contesting the accusations against
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News From My Police Department Blog:
Shooting at California Mormon Church
Unfortunately these stories keep coming into existence. On 8-29-10, Clay Sannar, 42, a lay bishop with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was doing administrative paperwork on Sunday between church services when a man came into the Visalia church and asked for a leader of the church. After being directed to Sannar, the
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Police Honor Guard Association of Broward County Florida
The Police Honor Guard Association of Broward County, Florida, and the Broward Police Memorial Association is a not-for-profit 501 (c)(3) organization and is a voice for the fallen officers of Broward County. We assist the families of the sixty-one fallen Law Enforcement Officers and four K-9′s who have made the ultimate sacrifice. We are currently
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Groundbreaking Set for National Law Enforcement Museum
Groundbreaking will take place on October 14, 2010. The Museum will be built on Federal land across the street from the existing National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial in historic Judiciary Square, the symbolic seat of the nation’s criminal justice system. A gala celebration is planned for that evening at the National Building Museum. The National
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Funny 911 Calls
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
Police Academy News:
North Carolina catches a break from Hurricane Earl - CharlotteObserver.com
After all the planning, preparations and worrying, North Carolina apparently caught a break from Hurricane Earl. The once-powerful storm weakened Thursday evening as it approached the Outer Banks, then, in the final hours before a potential devastating landfall, the hurricane veered slightly east ...
Progress in Israeli, Palestinian talks - Worcester Telegram & Gazette
WASHINGTON — In an early sign of promise, Israeli and Palestinian leaders pledged Thursday in a cordial first round of talks to keep meeting at regular intervals, aiming to nail down a framework for overcoming deep disputes and achieving lasting peace within a year. As their facilitator-in-chief ...
No. 14 USC beats Hawaii 49-36 in Kiffin's debut - Forbes
HONOLULU -- Finally, some good news for Southern California football. Matt Barkley and Ronald Johnson connected on three touchdowns to make Lane Kiffin a winner in his first game as Southern California coach. No. 14 USC beat Hawaii 49-36 on Thursday night to start the post-Pete Carroll era. Barkley ...
Oil falls below $75 ahead of US jobs report - Houston Chronicle
BANGKOK — Oil prices fell below $75 a barrel Friday in Asia as investors awaited a report on U.S. employment that will influence guesses about the strength of future energy demand from the No. 1 economy. Benchmark oil for October delivery was down 19 cents at $74.84 a barrel at late afternoon ...