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 Civilian Friends vs Police Friends 
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 Deputy Sheriffs on a Retreat 
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 How to Write a Police Report 
 Funny Police Quotes 
 To All You OLD Law Dogs... 
 300 MPH Speeding Ticket 
 You might be a cop if 






News From My Police Academy Blog:

7 Year Old Does What He Was Trained To Do
A 7-year-old boy called 911 from a locked bathroom while armed robbers threatened his parents. The boy, identified only as Carlos, told reporters at a news conference that he remained calm during the ordeal because his mother used to make him practice dialing 911 in case of emergencies.

Law Enforcement Torch Run For Special Olympics
HARLEY DAVIDSON & CASH DRAWING TO BENEFIT SPECIAL OLYMPICS FLORIDA & SPECIAL OLYMPICS BROWARD 1ST PRIZE: Brand New 2010 SOFTAIL FAT BOY 2ND PRIZE: $500 3RD PRIZE: $250 $20.00 donation  Only 2500 tickets will be issued. Drawing at Dan Witt Park, 4521 NE 22nd Avenue, Lighthouse Point On Thursday, April 22, 2010 at 3:00 P.M. Cost of cycle deducted from proceeds. Winner responsible [...]

City of Pompano Beach BSO contract
As many of you may or may not know, the City of Pompano Beach is close to ending it’s police services contract with the Broward Sheriff’s Office. This decision is based on proposals and projected budgets which appear to have serious flaws and fail to take many intangibles into consideration. At risk are the livelihoods [...]




News From My Police Department Blog:

Will Always Remember Photo Tribute Campaign
Folks, need your help! Please participate in the National Law Enforcment Officers Memorial Fund “Will Always Remember Photo Tribute Campaign” . www.WillAlwaysRemember.org Sign up and vote for photo 94!!!! The picture is some of my high school students who would really appreciate your vote. Thanks and tell ALL your friends to vote! Kevin [...]

Helena Branch of the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis (Minnesota) seeking Law Enforcement Operations Manager Job
The Helena Branch of the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis is seeking an Operations Manager for its Law Enforcement division. This division has responsibility for ensuring the safety and protection of the Branch’s employees, tenants, visitors and assets. This position plans and directs law enforcement functions for a 24×7 operation that crosses multiple shifts. [...]

Fort Lauderdale Police Stories
This is a book about Fort Lauderdale in the 70’s when violent crime was considered out of control so the Fort Lauderdale Police Department created the Tactical Impact Unit. Badge 149 – ‘Shots Fired!’ , is Written with all the drama and excitement of a novel, it tells the true story of this small group [...]



Deputy Sheriffs on a Retreat

To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning." They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."