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Shooting at California Mormon Church
Unfortunately these stories keep coming into existence. On 8-29-10, Clay Sannar, 42, a lay bishop with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was doing administrative paperwork on Sunday between church services when a man came into the Visalia church and asked for a leader of the church. After being directed to Sannar, the [...]

Broward College Institute of Public Safety (Broward County FL. Police Academy) Groundbreaking Ceremony
Broward College Institute of Public Safety (Broward County FL. Police Academy) Groundbreaking Ceremony Florida Senator Nan H. Rich & Governor Charlie Crist was the Guest Speaker. See the Pictures

Private Security May Have Stopped Work Place Violence Incident
Shortly after 7:30 a.m. on August 3, 2010, Omar Thornton opened fire at employees at Hartford Distributors, a Budweiser warehouse in Manchester, CT.  Thornton was called in by his employer and shown video surveillance footage of him stealing beer from the facility.  After calmly signing a letter of resignation, and not contesting the accusations against [...]




News From My Police Department Blog:

Shooting at California Mormon Church
Unfortunately these stories keep coming into existence. On 8-29-10, Clay Sannar, 42, a lay bishop with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was doing administrative paperwork on Sunday between church services when a man came into the Visalia church and asked for a leader of the church. After being directed to Sannar, the [...]

Police Honor Guard Association of Broward County Florida
The Police Honor Guard Association of Broward County, Florida, and the Broward Police Memorial Association is a not-for-profit 501 (c)(3) organization and is a voice for the fallen officers of Broward County. We assist the families of the sixty-one fallen Law Enforcement Officers and four K-9′s who have made the ultimate sacrifice. We are currently [...]

Groundbreaking Set for National Law Enforcement Museum
Groundbreaking will take place on October 14, 2010. The Museum will be built on Federal land across the street from the existing National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial in historic Judiciary Square, the symbolic seat of the nation’s criminal justice system. A gala celebration is planned for that evening at the National Building Museum. The National [...]



Deputy Sheriffs on a Retreat

To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning." They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."